Not that old Jon Bon would be our usual topic of discussion, but this headline - "Bon Jovi sued for running over woman with golf buggy" - is pretty darn lols and stands out a mile from all the other music headlines this morning. Look! We made a picture grab thing to show you...
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Kanye West pulled a Bjork on a photographer's camera at LAX airport yesterday and ended up getting a whole lot of arrested for it. The Associated Press report quotes a bystander as saying, "It was just knocked out of the man's hand." The video suggests otherwise:
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Lil Wayne did NOT miss his recent court date, relating to lots of drugs plus gun found on his tourbus, because he's in rehab - he was "under the instruction of his oral surgeon". Not only is it the least hardcore excuse ever - "but my dentist wrote me a note!" - but it is begging for a Lollipop joke.
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Lil Wayne has quashed reports that his eight-year-old daughter had been killed in a car crash, responding with a justifiably peeved statement to AllHipHop.com:
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Today's Sun features an amusing antidote to their recent Lily-baiting - a Welsh Cher fan has been ordered to destroy his CD collection after breaching a noise pollution warning. Before you spit out your Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves in rage, he was playing vocoder abomination Believe on repeat. Fair enough, m'lud.
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Tis nothing short of marvellous when glossy slebs do pedestrian, normal and frankly gross things in the name of love. But do it they will - including that most shiny of RnB ladies, Rihanna.
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A bad day for those awaiting the bookish efforts of rap's leading ladies, as Lil Kim and Foxy Brown are both being sued by their publisher for failing to deliver commissioned autobiographies.
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