Hip Hop Newsflash #1

P Diddums has just bought a clothing company which he thinks is called ay-nee-chay but which is actually spelt ee-nice. He would like to shout at you for over four minutes about how much money he is going to make. AND YET AT THE SAME TIME, how his realness should not be called into question. To wit:

Thank you, Diddy. We are glad to hear you are making squillions while the rest of us panic about impending recession/redundancies. What a tasteful chap, etc.

Hip Hop Newsflash #2

Quasimoto still thinks marijuana is like, really good.

As you can tell, good hip hop news has been a bit thin on the ground today.