So Ringo's been busy signing contracts. This must have given him RSI, hence the no-autographs policy, the poor love. But enough. A Beatlezzzz Rock Band sounds shit, mainly because these games are all about the thrash/speed metal solos and you cannot shred axe to Eleanor Rigby.

In the spirit of celebrating exciting, decent music, may we propose a Girls Aloud Rock Band. Imagine playing along - drums, vocals, bass, we're not fussy - to Biology, Sound Of The Underground, Sexy (No, No, No), No Good Advice... It'd be much harder than Love Me bloody Do, that's for sure. Hardcore gamers: satisfied. General public: more than happy.

Also maybe an MIA one, but only if they'd make a special plastic controller for the till/guns bit in Paper Planes.

I've just realised that this isn't scary or spooky. Sorry. :(

NME: Beatlezzz finally confirm release of Fab Four Rock Band game