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Oh look! It's Ciara. She's pretending to be a stripper-slash-pole-dancer. Oh look! It's Justin. He's got all of his clothes on and doesn't really do a lot. What a concept! You might be onto something here, you two. Here's all the video action, only the way we see it.
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You might have heard Bat For Lashes' Daniel on the radio. No, not that one that sounds like Enya! How rude. The video for it is a terribly spooky affair, and it warrants some interpretation.
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In some alternative reality, Sarah Palin is now US President (she currently drafting a plan to re-draw the world map so the United States looks like a big smiley face and Hawaii is shaped like a heart), Mutya was victor of Celebrity Big Brother (somewhere Keisha is crying into her soup) and URRRGGGGG Quimm won won the X Factor by a slim dribbling of votes. OK, none of these things happened. Instead URRRGGGGG has released this video for his single 28,000 Friends.
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Here is the new video for Lady GaGa's Eh Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say). It's a bit like Just Dance except it's about dumping someone instead of getting pissed and has a cod-reggae beat. Yum. The video is a straightforward hanging-out-with-mates affair, but Priya spies its hidden meaning...
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Here is the video for Kanye's new single Welcome To Heartbreak. It is WELL RETRO because it is all special effectsy, with special effects from back when that meant putting two of someone on a screen using computers the size of small towns. We decipher the hidden meanings behind the pixels...
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